Day 1

Well... This is it. I'm finally all done with school, packing, more packing, slapping a chipmunk, and setting up my totally awesome laptop for the far east. My flight leaves in about 6 hours, and I'm telling all of you about it as if you care. Well, you should care. Three months, people. Fine... don't care. Just sit there and be without the best thing that has ever happened to this country for a quarter year. It doesn't seem like a long time, but just imagine having to teach summer school to a bunch of rejects from P.S 300 or one of those horrid schools. Yeah, imagine how long it would be for HIM. Think about it.

Anyway. Back to me.

Beginning tomorrow morning, I'll be living it up in the land of the rising sun and rising USED schoolgirl panty sales. Don't look at me. It's not my fault Japan's filled with a bunch of perverted old men. It is, however, my fault for reporting this to you. Well, get used to it. Whether you like it or not (and most of you will probably like it) I'll post as much off-the-wall information that I come across. Does this mean that Japan is only filled with things that we consider to be weird or downright bizarre? Yep.

Don't worry. I'll figure out most of this stuff once I land in Osaka. Being my first time in Japan, I should find many things unsettling at first. After a few days rest, and perhaps a drink, I'll be fine. But for now, I'll have to deal with the excruciatingly long flight to Tokyo and then the transfer to Osaka. Let's hope I'll be seated next to either a hot chick or an extremely busted one. Why the latter? Well, it'll be easier for me to keep my eyes shut for the entire flight and possibly get some sleep. Ahh.. sleep. I've been up for over 24 hours, and it looks to be another 12 more if I don't get some shut-eye.

I need a nap.